Boozy 16–30
BOOZY#016 – TikTok Pump Daddy
Uncle Boozy goes live from his messy room. The chart pumps, likes roll in, and he’s double-fisting drinks. Not your average crypto influencer – he’s Boozy.
BOOZY#017 – The Whitepaper Prophet
In 1999, Boozy finds the Bitcoin whitepaper on a floppy disk. With a bottle of pálinka and outdated tech, he becomes the prophet of digital revolution.
BOOZY#018 – DAO or Never
Uncle Boozy stands at the podium, suit on, red nose glowing, delivering a passionate DAO speech. Behind him: charts, token allocations, and masked crypto animals. He may be drunk, but he’s leading the future.
BOOZY#019 – Inner Pump Peace
Uncle Boozy meditates in the crypto cosmos. Bitcoin, Ethereum, a candle, a compass, and a shot glass orbit around him. Behind: a rising chart. He has found peace – because the pump starts within.
BOOZY#020 – Back to Fries
Uncle Boozy hits rock bottom – flipping fries instead of flipping coins. The headset’s on, the fries are lukewarm, and the bottle’s his only comfort. Welcome to bear market reality.
BOOZY#021 – Muddy Market Monk
Uncle Boozy meditates in the pouring rain, soaked and muddy, flanked by broken bottles and torn signs – HODL and ODL. The charts may collapse, but inner peace remains.
BOOZY#022 – Boozy on the Moon
Uncle Boozy stands proudly on the Moon, wearing tattered shorts and sandals, planting his “BOOZY was here” flag. Bottles float in space, and the chart behind him is mooning. He made it – literally.
BOOZY#023 – Namaste, Not FOMO
Uncle Boozy floats in meditative peace, VR headset on, sandals steady. A glowing shot glass guides him. The quote says it all: “Namaste, not FOMO.” He's no longer chasing pumps – he's in the zone.
BOOZY#024 – The Golden HODLer
Uncle Boozy, immortalized in gold. The pedestal reads “HODL. DIP. DRINK.” while candles flicker and the full moon shines. Surrounded by coins, he’s no longer just a man – he’s a movement.
BOOZY#025 – Not Your Boozy, Not Your Coins
Uncle Boozy takes custody seriously. Keys around his neck, QR code on his forehead, hardware wallets in both hands. Behind him: a cold storage vault and a grim warning – “Not your keys, not your coins
BOOZY#026 – The Bear Whisperer
Uncle Boozy stares down a furious bear as the market crashes behind him. With a cane in one hand and a drink in the other, he’s seen too many cycles to be scared now.
BOOZY#027 – Uncle Tax Man
Uncle Boozy sits defeated at the IRS office, clutching a seed phrase scrawled on paper. A cold-eyed agent awaits answers, and the whiskey on the table offers little comfort. Freedom isn’t tax-exempt Freedom isn’t tax-free.
BOOZY#028 – The Cycle of Boozy
The Boozy Project lifecycle: shot, pump, rugpull, DAO, statue, another shot, Boozyfest… and back again. It’s not just a meme – it’s a way of life. Boozy knows.
BOOZY#029 – The Chart-Drunk Coin
Uncle Boozy is back – with a beer in one hand, a pumping chart in the other, and $BOOZY on every screen. The bar wall says it best: “Buy the dip then drink it.” This isn’t just a coin – it’s a lifestyle.
BOOZY#030 – The Final Dip
The ultimate resting place. The tombstone reads: “HODL – He bought the dip... too deep.” An empty bottle lies at the foot of the grave. Uncle Boozy went all in – and then some.