Boozy Uncle is not a serious project. It's a seriously funny one. 🍺🍻💻             Â
Come for the memes, stay for the hangover.
This site chronicles the life of Boozy Uncle, from his youthful days of wild adventures to his current role as the crypto world's most entertaining and wise figure.
BOOZY’S QUOTES:
In vodka veritas. In BOOZY, potential.
One token to rule the pub.
I don't know what Web3 is, but after three beers, I feel great.
Red candles don’t scare me — my nose is already red anyway.
Decentralization is great, but I prefer my pálinka served centrally.
Fueled by Beer. Aiming for the Moon!
He just followed the sound of bottles clinking. But here he is — flying through the crypto cosmos, holding a token he didn’t mean to launch. Buy it or don’t. He won’t remember anyway.🔜🆙↗️🔝🍻
The Birth of Boozy UncleÂ
Boozy Uncle didn’t plan to create a token.
He just tried to scan a QR code for a free drink.
Three wrong taps later, BOOZY was born.
He still thinks it’s a loyalty card.
Boozy’s FAQ
What is BOOZY token for?
Emotional support, mostly.
Is this financial advice?
No. It’s drunk advice.
Will this token moon?
Probably not. But it might party.
Boozy’s Rules
– Never sell on Fridays.
– If it dips, buy. Dip more?Drink.
– 2 shots = better trades.
– HODL:Hang On, Drink
Buy Boozy. Support the Madness
No button. No problem. Keep scrolling for the juicy BOOZY guide.
Buy it or don’t. He won’t remember anyway.
0.01 SOL – Buy Him a DrinkNo tokens. Just thanks. Maybe.
Not rich. Not sober. But Boozy’s getting there.
Warming Up Boozy0.05 SOL → 50,000 BOOZY
He’s not sure if this is a good idea, but the glass is half full. That’s a start
Pumped Boozy0.1 SOL → 100,000 BOOZY
The chart is green. He’s not excited. Just... focused. Like a man who’s been here before. And failed.
Respectable Boozy1 SOL → 1,000,000 BOOZY
He’s not yelling in the bar anymore – he’s quietly losing money in a jacket. That’s progress.
Executive Boozy3 SOL → 3,000,000 BOOZY
He’s got the suit, but not the shoes. Success is coming… slowly. Like him on a Monday morning.
DAO Lord Boozy5 SOL → 5,000,000 BOOZY
He rules the DAO. He forgets the password. Balance is everything
Are you mad enough to send 5 SOL? Boozy won’t remember it, but we will."
Ready to grab some BOZY?
Bozy doesn't have a buy button – he has a "walk to the next pub" attitude.
So head over to the How to buy BOOZY page and follow the drunken instructions.
What’s behind the Boozy Uncle?
Wanna take this seriously?
We get it. Boozy might look like a mess, but he means business.
If you want to dig deeper, check out our other page for tokenomics, details, and plans that are somehow real.
Still early? Hell yes.
We’re not listed on exchanges yet. No marketing campaigns. No hype.
If you found this, you’re lucky. You’re early.
This isn’t for whales or rugpullers.
This is for degenerates, dreamers, and that guy who bought Doge in 2017 and still believes.
It’s for degens, weirdos, and meme lovers who want to build something dumb… together.
